Wow- what’s better than a cruise ship filled with 1500 drunks from all over this fine land heading out to the high seas with unlimited cases of Bud Lite, questionable guacamole, and fancy cover ups from Wal Mart?
Why TWO cruise ships of course!
Yes, you along with 3000 of your newly closest friends can carouse and vomit to your heart’s content while swigging what may be the worst beer ever made around the clock or until you are hooked up to the IV feed in Sick Bay. You’ll rock to the sounds of a “Private Concert” starring……UH- WE DON’T KNOW AND WE DON’T CARE because we’re hammered and peeing on palm trees.
Dig Some Actual footage from a previous cruise-Awesome DUDE!!!!
Truly a prize to die for. One can only hope, as seems to be the rule these days, that potentially fatal E Coli vapors seep through the ship’s ventilation system forcing off shore quarantine and EXTRA DRINKING TIME.
Party On America.
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