The OML Fail Of The Day Monday August 22nd 2011-Vampires In Boxer Shorts & Cowboy Hats

So many fascinating things come out of Texas: Cowboys, Barbeque Sauce, George Bush, etc., it’s a veritable wonderland of American quirk. So it might not be so surprising to the open minded amongst you that Nosferatu is driving around Galveston in his pickup looking for a yummy midnight snack.

The intended food is apparently OK, and the OML wishes her well in her recovery. In our humble opinion, Good Old Boy Renfield needs to be confined to the nearest oubliette as soon as possible.

In the meantime, let’s hope all bloodsuckers from Texas keep their fangs to themselves.

Relevant Music from the OML:
Doom In The Wind

Rednecks On The Loose

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  • Mgelfand

    Someone needs to take away his DVR and terminate his HBO subscription.