Dear Creative Types,
Really people, we’ve had it. The OML is, as of this point forward, issuing a Fatwah on any and all spots containing excessively quirky ukeleles and glockenspiels. How in the name of all that is musical can products ranging from Spot Cleaners to Dog Food to Hybrid Cars to Colon Health and Anti-Depressant Medication all be effectively represented by this same insufferable strumming and plinking? People of the production music universe: Find A New Zeitgeist! Now. Do it. (Just please make sure it isn’t that whiny female vocalist with the tubercular breathing)
Love,
Peter & Phil